What do you do

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when your dad comes home drunk from a wedding and passes out on the porch? :kekegay:
![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/drunk sleep.JPG](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/drunk sleep.JPG)
![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/drunk sleep2.JPG](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/drunk sleep2.JPG)

he got the doll as a gag gift and its been floatin in my neighbors pool and he hasnt noticed so i grabed it and threw it on him soakin wet… he woke up and pushed it off like nothing :ugh2: i didnt have the cam ready then…

dare to toss an M-80 in the yard and tape it? :rofl:

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:rofl:

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I triple dipple dog cat and lizard dare yah to go in the pool. hold breath 2 times and come up for air once.

:naughty: girl i’d hit it

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i just staggereg back from a wedding and made it tat least to my rom. damn he a weak weight

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http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/firework.JPG
Should I?? :rofl:

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I destroyed part of God’s land today with a huge firewcaracker. I am gonna go to hell

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i’ve got a 1/4 stick, dare me to put it in a coffee can in the yard? :rofl:

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triple dog dare! 1 frire crackers only makes people think WTF?! and they cant porve it. A pastor and a cop just asked me what it was and i said a neighbor. haha, alot of people cried

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he’ll know its me tho… this sucker is fuckin LOUD!!!

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shit! he must have woke up and came in, he’s not out there anymore :frowning:

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too slow no fun

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:frowning:

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Hmm someone should take the first pic in this post of your old man and hack it up with some good ole photoshop. I would but I don’t have the program necessary. MS Paint just wouldn’t do a damn thing. :rofl:

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so slow is that youre girlfriend? the hot one you were bragging about falling asleep on?

but shouldnt you be playing with a male doll? you flaming homo.
also since when are firecrackers high performance

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someone do it!! :bowdown: