WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE? One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?” “No, I don’t,” said the little boy. “Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.” Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, “Spit it out! It’s a piece of ass!”
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you have this joke all wrong…
this is how it goes:
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the Same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by Color and flavor.The children began:
“Red…cherry,”
“Yellow…lemon,”
“Green…lime,”
" Orange …orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored Lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could Identify the
taste. “Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what Your mother
may sometimes call your father.” One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!! They’re assholes!!
hahahahhaa
aaaahahahah that was good
funny as shit 
ROFL 
X2