Buffalo News - paper boy 1 year (about the age I learned the value of sleeping in on weekends)
Hector’s Hardware - store bitch 2 years
Stereo Advantage - Car Audio sales 1 year (to the date, interestingly enough)
The UPS Store - Package bitch 10 months (shittiest job in the world)
Paddock Chevrolet - Quick Lube (9 months)
Lakeland Auto Supply - Parts Driver (8 months and still there but I only work like 1 day)
Rural/Metro Medical Services - EMT-D (current)
oh and on a side note, I can’t stand it when people come up with fancy descriptive names to make their jobs sound important: “Customer Account Executive” no you’re a fucking salesman, or, “Sanitation Engineer” ok mr garbage man, since when did you have to get an engineering degree to pick up other peoples shit and throw it in a truck?