This is on forums all over the net…funny, but probably fake
this made me LOL!!!
Originally Posted by the Shark
You all know the sayings, ‘if you dont push back its not gay’ and all those okay. I would like to slightly elaborate on these one-liners and hopefully get us agreeing on these terms, or at the veyr least ruling out the absurd ones and giving respect to the appropriate ones.
1) It’s not gay if he doesn’t cum
What this means is you engage in sexual activity with another male, but stop short to ensure he does not ejaculate. the thought process behind this is if he doesn’t climax, he didn’t really get off to it then, so he’s not into guys.
2)Its only gay if the balls touch.
This can only be accomplished throuhg anal sex, particularly when the ones guy is lying on his back on a bed while the other is standing up feeding it to him, so that they can see eahc other. This “rule” came about because anal sex is as far of a gay act as you can go, declaring it ‘the ultimate gay act’; thus ruling the others (BJ; HJ) as “less” gay and eventually someone felt they were not gay at all.
3) Only gay if you push back.
If you are having anal with another guy, and he is thrusting into you, and you just sit there, you are not expressing that you are physically into, and therefore must not be emotionally into, and therefore how could you be gay?
4) Not gay if you keep your eyes closed/look away
Say a guy is blowing you for example, you are closing your eyes because the idea of a man giving you skull is so shameful, you cant bear to see it with your own eyes. but if you look away, you may be picturing a hot female doing this to you, anf therefore there is not even a remote chance you are gay.
5)Not gay unless you get caught
Probably the most controversial of them all. If you do sexual stuff with a guy, you can deny it until the earth freezes over and no one will know. Heck you cna even deny it to yourself! But once you get caught, there is no more denying it, and you must eventually accept, that you are gay!
Im not saying all these are correct, just stating they are out there and the logivc behind them. Agree or disagree, Im merely the messenger. But tell us what you think either way.