What not to do when you drink your first time...

[Daddie]

@turbo ls1 ss

the first time i got drunk i took down 12 beers watchin a movie at my sisters apartment. it was a good type of drunk where your goofy…and off in your own world. and go to sleep on fluffy clouds.

the second time i got drunk, i thought i was some kind of champ from the first time. it didnt go so well. i had like 9 beers in 1.5 hrs…which isnt a big deal, but it is when ur bodys not used to it. i blacked out and was puking everywhere. worst feeling ive ever felt… :lol:

Then you sucked a dick?

lol

[dirtye30]

@Daddie

Then you sucked a dick?

lol

no, then he bought an fbod

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

@dirtye30

no, then he bought an fbod

so there ARE people who did worse than me…

[Daddie]

@AlbinoMonkeyRat

so there ARE people who did worse than me…

nope, sorry

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

getting closer though, right? lol
read: getting drunk and fucking a fat chick is worse than getting drunk and sucking a cock AND getting drunk and getting an fbod.

[Dr.Stevil]

:lol: @ this thread

[Jam]

i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod.

[turbo_ls1_ss]

@94wvwglxvr6

i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod.

its easy to say u’d rather do something when your used to it:gotme:

[RockKittie]

@Fetter

:bsflag: I’d say he was already gay, and was either in huge denile or just never let on to it.

Denile is a river in Egypt

The story is no BS, and we knew he was definitely straight before. Now, he prefers guys. So whether he changed that night, or maybe earlier than that we don’t know. But, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in DENIAL. Especially when you work in the department that I work in.

[ILCisDEAD]

@94wvwglxvr6

i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod.

how about giving road head in an fbod?

[Daddie]

@94wvwglxvr6

i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod.

Have fun with that.

Let me start growing my mullet…

[ezfd]

HolyFuckingShit!!! wow, i mean wow i’m really speechless, i can’t even begin to comprehend this…

[nhcbr]

Ok wait someone needs to tell him there aren’t steroids in cum!!!

[ImportMuscle]

@AlbinoMonkeyRat

getting closer though, right? lol
read: getting drunk and fucking a fat chick is worse than getting drunk and sucking a cock AND getting drunk and getting an fbod.

no no no, STAYING SOBER, fucking a fat chick, admiting that it was “your first” ,posting her picture on the internet and bragging because you have no freinds in real life, is by far worse than buying an f-bod, or a dude sucking another dudes dick.

[Justin]

rofl, 2 in one month, that forum needs to change its name. undercover homos.

[Bacon]

@94wvwglxvr6

i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod.

:word:

V-dubs are so much more manly. :tup:

[mindless]

@newman

lol. i only had sex with one guy and it wasn’y anything like what i pictured it to be.

YOU BITCH

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

@ImportMuscle

no no no, STAYING SOBER, fucking a fat chick, admiting that it was “your first” ,posting her picture on the internet and bragging because you have no freinds in real life, is by far worse than buying an f-bod, or a dude sucking another dudes dick.

1. I was platered…and I was actually kinda drunk when I posted too
2. you don’t fucking know me. I have plenty of friends “in real life”.
3. Why do you guys have to take it so seriously? Jesus tapdancing christ! It wasn’t your dick, NOR you pushing! What the fuck do you care anyway?

[dirtye30]

i was sober when i bought my F bod…