i have homemade smokebombs…they last for a good 5 minutes with thick ass smoke…i say you put one down there…put something over the hole…and see how many other entrances/exits he has…then fill them all with glass n dirt
i have tons of them under my cars!
Guffey holes?
Hehe… you said “big asshole.”
-TJ
Maybe that’s where Osama’s hiding?
only because pewter lives in egypt
Groundhog. I suggest a gas soaked rag, lighter, and a few M80s. The rag is only for effect.
There’s probably another hole somewhere. They usually link them.
at Richard Simmons!
I’d kinda like to lure him out and then smash him with a baseball bad FOR TEARING UP MY LOT!
He was probably there before you were. Stop tearing up his home! 
We did something like this at my parents house a while ago. There were some kind of animals digging holes in front of the front porch, so we go these things at the hardware store call “Gopher Gernades” or something like that. They looked like sticks of dynamite and you light it and throw it in the hole, then you look for more smoke rising and plug those holes. Then you toss a couple more in once the holes are plugged and it should get rid of all of the gophers.
Carl Spackler: [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’
richard simmons?
no I think he meant fshowcars.
Lure him out, keep him as the shop mascot.
:jerkit:
oki, i was totally here first. I owe that SOB nothing
:madfawk: to you gopher!!!1
lol…freak!