What to do for pneumonia...

take this and pass out untill you can go to the doctor

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/nyquil-745340.jpg

or better yet if you can get your hands on a bottle of this:

http://www.bottlebooks.com/questions/Feb2003/heroin%20bottlefeb03.jpg

might be harder to find tho at your local drug store