What to wear to a wedding? Also, what makes a good wedding gift?

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@1320

Wear a black suit, with some sort of conservative Tie.

And to really spruce it up: Take the crusty towel your mother uses to wipe my pecker juice from her forehead as a makeshift hanky.

Ahhh yes the “Terrible” towel as she calls it. Oh, btw she said to send along her best wishes and she hopes your penis splint surgery heals up well and that she cant wait to try vaginal sex with you as her bellybutton is sore.