What your car says about you

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:lol

http://people.ucalgary.ca/~csimpson/CarSays.html

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Writer obviously has a Cutlass. :lol

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i wouldnt post it if it was any other!! most of the other descriptions are true though.

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no bimmers

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Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall.

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trans am= switch blade in sock:lol

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That list is fail.

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Lexus SC400= gunna pound me some underage pussy tonight

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Datsun/Nissan 280Z:
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheelwell.

Shit, they’ve caught on to me.

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The GF dident care for the 300ZX to much

:lol

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list is gay as fuck they mixed up my VW Jetta with a Subaru STI.

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haha ik right

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lock 1

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not. happening. kneegrow.

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[RIGHT]Ford Mustang 5.0:I slow down to 85 in school zones.[/RIGHT]

:rofl

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Ford F-150: I’m hoping to inherit the farm.

Ill take a free farm. I dont know who I’ll inherit it from though since I dont know of any relatives with a farm.

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Ford Mustang 5.0:
I slow down to 85 in school zones.

Volkswagen Jetta:
I enjoy putting out engine fires.

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lmao @ Datzun/Nissan 280z

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[RIGHT]Chevrolet Camaro:[/RIGHT]
I enjoy beating up people.

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the neon one is great :rofl

should make that a sticker and paste it on the black one that revs all the time at the lot.