you are what you drive.

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I’m impotent.

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.

Buick Park Avenue - I’m older than 34 of the 50 states.

Cadillac Eldorado - I’m a pimp.
Cadillac Seville - I’m a very good Mary Kay salesman.

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I’m in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.

Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.

Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Dakota - I’ve always wanted a womans pickup truck.

Ferrari Testarossa - I’m known to prematurely ejaculate.

Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 - I’m a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle.

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic.

Mercury Grand Marquis - I’m an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment.

Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50.
Mercedes 560SEL - I’m dating a mechanic.
Mercedes ML320 - I’m a badass soccer mom.

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.

MGB - I’m dating a midget.

Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either.

Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Maxima - I couldn’t afford an Infiniti.

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off the parts.
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who’s driving a Blazer.

Peugeot 505 Diesel - I’m on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List.

Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Pontiac GTO - Gas, Tires, & Orgasms.
Pontiac Aztek - Too easy.

Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 - I’m dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal.

Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).

Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.

Toyota Camry - I’m still in the closet.
Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could.

Volkswagen Cabriolet - I’m out of the closet.
Volkswagen Microbus - I’m trippin right now.
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.

Volvo 740 Wagon - I’m very frightened of my wife

:repost: ??

good though :slight_smile:

yeah its definitley old, maybe not a repost though.

not

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Actually, I got my Geo Storm before my 12th grade year… :kekegay:

:sadwavey: :rant:

:bowrofl:

Amanda had an Audi 90… that’s all too accurate.

I have one to add…

Geo Prizm - Just keep telling yourself it’s a Toyota Corolla & ignore the old lady passing you in her electric wheelchair.

Volkswagen Jetta - I get really scared when my check engine light ISN’T on…

and you are?

volkswagen golf- see volkswagen jetta

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X100

[QUOTE=Shaggy]
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who’s driving a Blazer.

Score!

:blue:

what are you then if you own muliply rides

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confused and ghey

w3rd

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
:rofl:

Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 mph in school zones

haha