Guilty Automotive Pleasures...

I’m sure you all have cars that you like that you’re not very proud of having an interest in.

One of my less guilty (i.e. one that I’m not that embarassed to say that I like) are the Chrysler LH cars. You know, the big beastily sedans of the late 90s/early 2000s.

And the Buick Lucerne. Because it’s just so darn comfy. And the Olds Aurora (but then again, not that terrible). I’m still mourning the loss of Olds…

And then I have this thing for Chevy Trackers/Suzuki Vitaras. Mainly because we beat the shit out of my friend’s at her land and it has never left us stranded (which is more than can be said for the Built-Ford-Tough F150).

I thought of this when I saw a Suzuki X-90:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/bg/7/7f/Suzuki_X90.jpg
And I thought my lord those are really terrible. I had never noticed how bad they were. They’re worse than the Eagle Summit, Nissan Stanza Wagon or Ford Aerostar. To top it off it was this shade of purple, too. Then I thought, “Somebody must like one of these cars! They must hate life, but they like these cars!” So that’s where this thread came from…

Olds Trofeo

http://auto.consumerguide.com/images/autoreview/400x266/1990-92-Oldsmobile-Toronado-Trofeo-90128201990108.JPG

fixed

:lol: sorry

Dodge Raider/Mitsu Montero… http://www.racetep.com/carpics/montero1.jpg

any range rover, ugliest trucks on the planet.

I did the brakes on one of these. After I was done… I wasn’t sure if the brakes were good or not cause it was my first time driving it and my mind was not completely focused on how well it stopped. The owner said it was a world of difference. I liked it… it was silver, so a little less ugly, but a death trap for sure.

BECKinGton sAYs: whats an lh car
BECKinGton sAYs: show me a pic
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: a 300m
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: an intrepid
BECKinGton sAYs: ooo
BECKinGton sAYs: i like the 300m
BECKinGton sAYs: the intrepids are uglyyyy
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: you’re ugly
BECKinGton sAYs: no
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: uh huh
BECKinGton sAYs: http://pics.hoobly.com/full/12143e274587b3d8e9f79e4dd9a145c0.jpg
BECKinGton sAYs: like that?!?!?
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: ew chrysler intrepid just pick the worst one
BECKinGton sAYs: http://images.securedwebform.com/stock/300/dodge/intrepid/2000/4sa.jpg
BECKinGton sAYs: THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKINNNNG CAR
BECKinGton sAYs: http://www.showoffcars.com/Dodge/Intrepid/Redline/DCP_0008.JPG
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=1317
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: nuh huh
BECKinGton sAYs: except that one
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: one is a CHRYSLER intrepid and one is a DODGE intrepid
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: they couldn’t be any more opposite
BECKinGton sAYs: same thing
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: in fact
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: they are polar opposites
BECKinGton sAYs: jimmy…blazer
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: just like the dodge neon
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: and plymouth neon
BECKinGton sAYs: you know what?
BECKinGton sAYs: dont even fucking talk
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: i don’t care to know what
BECKinGton sAYs: you make no sence
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: sense
BECKinGton sAYs: thats what i said
BECKinGton sAYs: you miss me off
BECKinGton sAYs: sooo much, my pee pee hurts
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: nuh uh you be sayin “sence”
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: good
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: i’m happy
BECKinGton sAYs: http://www.showoffcars.com/Dodge/Intrepid/Redline/DCP_0008.JPG
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: i hope it feels like an ugly girl with a wicked snaggle tooth gave you head
BECKinGton sAYs: its more of an ache
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: oh no they didn’t
BECKinGton sAYs: like after a bad hand job
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: but it’s worth it hawhha
BECKinGton sAYs: bwaha
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://images.google.com/images?q=intrepid+R/T&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=60&sa=N
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://www.allautoreviews.com/auto_reviews/chrysler/photos/lhs3.jpg
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Chrysler+LHS&btnG=Search
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: lol
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: and then there was the new yorker
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://carpictures.duble.com/Chrysler/New%20Yorker/1.jpg
BECKinGton sAYs: and you have a thing for these?
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: lest us not forget the concord
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://www.allautoreviews.com/auto_reviews/chrysler/photos/concord2.jpg
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: no, only the 300M
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://www.zainostore.com/Merchant2/photos/silver300mSPECIAL.jpg
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: beauty
BECKinGton sAYs: yes
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://car-reviews.automobile.com/images/cars/ArtImages/24731/alt11.jpg
BECKinGton sAYs: platnium editions > *
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: nuh uh
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: that’s the special
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: it had 18 inch wheels, dual exhaust, lower body cladding, stiffer suspension, bigger brakes, 5 more hp
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: the mirrors also automatically turn downward when in reverse, how cute
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: tire pressure mointoring
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: HID
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: carbon fiber trim…bwahha that stuff was NOT carbom fiber
BECKinGton sAYs: nice
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: http://www.motortrend.com/features/112_0208_trans04/
Je Sus8Ur Ba by: it was a hot beast

OMGZ HEHE I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT BEFORE

i know i know, but it was so relevant to this thread, and actually i drove one the other day, and it was pretty peppy. Not sure if it was a lumina or a monte.

I guess there aren’t too many cars that I’m not proud that I like. I like Toyota Corollas with the S-trim interior, both current gen and chevy-prizm gen. I’d love a Corolla XRS. They’re not exactly the coolest cars around. Haha then again I’m occassionally hesitant to admit that I really like my Jetta! :stuck_out_tongue:

jeep wranglers. subaru xj6? or something like that… with the maddd fururistic interior.

http://web.telia.com/~u23204968/BMW-M6.jpg

some people think its ugly but its just good old BMW and as nice as the front

http://www.marcasdecoches.com/bmw/m6/BMW-M6-014.jpg

Monte = 2 door
Lumina = 4

:stuck_out_tongue:

so becks still trolling the board. get over it dude

hey, you know there are 2 door luminas right?
http://www.cgauto.com/images/autoreview/lrg/91123341990218LRG.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uCP3eYTJj8dHdM:http://hickoryiwanna.com/dealers/dealers/LooperMotorSales/cars/small/91%2520Ch%2520Lumina%2520(LMS).jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZGb-aShRfX_MIM:http://topnotchvehicles.com/v-web/gallery/albums/vans/IM000635.thumb.jpg

^ don’t forget the 3-door Lumina! (me=slow, haha)
http://www.truckspecialties.com/Saddlemans/lumina.jpg

as for my guilty pleasure…I guess my Alero…haha

ive got one of those^. its fuckin sweet ok?

Who likes the Lumina APV? ew.

^ what, the van? I always thought of it as futuristic looking, just because of the shape of the windshield and a-pillar windows. :tup:

Yes, but there was no 1st gen W-Body Monte Carlo. So I’m assuming he meant the 1.5 gen W-Body where the Lumina and Monte shared the same general appearance.

http://www.haletrailer.com/autos/August_2005/Lumina/96_Chevy_Lumina3.JPG

http://w-body.com/gallery/pics/96montez34.jpg