Dude, you have no idea how seriously fucking badass those are! I can’t believe you found those things at a fucking Advance Auto! And they were on clearance??? I mean look at those things! It’s like the interior of your car is dark, then you turn them on and that motherfucker is glowing in the color of your choice!!! titty fucking I am jealous of your shit so much… Do you think there is any way that you could give me a ride in your dope ass whip??
fucking fuck man! you’re not kidding. He’s already hurtin my feelinz! The jealousy is rising up inside me like the mercury in a thermometer on the surface of the sun!!! One of these days my big break will come and I’ll be able to get me some neons to illuminate the interior of my cars in the color of my choosing!!! THEN ALL OF YOU PUSSY ASS BITCHES WILL HAVE TO GET DOWN ON YOUR CANKLES AND SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!