When you are in Lockwood at night

Do you ever feel as though somebody is going to come rape you?

:shrug:

It’s so dark and scary in here. God is going to rape me.

Indeed, hide your kittens.

spank one out, like the infamous man in the past

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I smell the smell of a RAPE SCENE!!!

False alarm. It’s just this bitch’s kim chi.

i dont like when people do group study in lockwood, or talk in general. go to fucking capen. i’m not very studious, but when I go to lockwood, it’s when I’m trying to be. and the loud bastards piss me off!

my favorite is when they are on those fucking 2 way phone radio things… and they don’t give a fuck about anyone else but themselves

ahh to not have to do that anymore :smiley:

ew don’t open it again it was bad enough the first time around. stop it. don’t do it. please. i beg you. no. i won’t tell anybody if you stop right now!

I’ve only been in Lookwood twice. One of those times I had to take a dump.

Man, the toilets are so weird there. My feet didn’t touch the ground.

Really???

I think I must try this. It will be like an episode of The Big Comfy Couch. Loonette ain’t got nothin’ on me. The Big Dirty Toilet in Lockwood with Coorey.

How tall are you?

5’12"

My butt fell asleep really fast…

I’m only 5’8". I don’t want to risk being stuck on the toilet for a few days…

higher floors of the tall buildings on campus were the best for covert shitting operations.

it always baffled me that people would attempt a shit in the busy bathrooms on the first/second floor along the spine. :bloated:

I don’t know how anybody can poop in a busy bathroom. I have performance anxiety…

lol working at the helpdesk right now for another 25 min

The toilets on the first floor of the union are the best. They’ve got these weird countoured ergonomic toilet seats that hug your ass. They’re like Recaros for shitters. :tup: