:lol: i love sitting at my desk and work laughing and not being able to explain to anyone I work with the reason.
And yes, its been a slower past few weeks so its nice to catch up on these threads.
Repost??? nope
and Paulo that’s not just Sunday nights anymore
I do that… I set up empty bottles on the ledge build up pee pressure and go bowling… made an attempt to try to piss over my shoulder and behind me (ended up pissing on myself not suggested)… fill up the bathroom to about 3 inches of water to sit down and fart cause it makes funny noises. Where a large bowl in the shower and pretend like I’m an asian in japan tending to my rice paddy in a monsoon… wash myself… use a bar of soap like its a finger snow board in a half pipe of the toilet… take a nap… do a windmill with my penis when or when not peeing (peeing gets messy and sometimes ends up outside of the shower, roommates get pissed, pun not intended) shave my balls… tuck only my weiner back and pretend like i only have balls… tuck my balls back and pretend like i only have a weiner… lather up my beard and sing xmas carole as if santa would with deep voice. shampoo my hair and put it into crazy hair designs (:gay:)…
Basically I have fun in the shower. its not just a wash and get the fuck out. its an hour ordeal which i enjoy.
Yeah i usually try and find some new stuff to do while showering…another one i do is take 2 empty shampoo bottles that are identical and fill one with shampoo and the other with jizz that have been saving up and pick randomly what one to use.
yea that would be a shame if you chugged the shampoo … ewwwww
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong