Where the fuck has ShalerPunk been?

[Darkstar]

:dunno:

[jinxxycat]

sadly, I thought the same thing not so long ago LOL

[system]

what you feel alone without the other crack head here?

[Turbo_Silverado]

@Darkstar

:dunno:

new house keeping him busy???

[flyinglow57]

yeah he was just talkin about the cement furniture he is makin. just this past weekend. i have seen him. on here that is… shhhhhh

[burnyd]

just order a pizza hell show up.

[Cheeks]

hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

[Darkstar]

@Cheeks

hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

:bowrofl:

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. I love that kid.

[Darkstar]

@jinxxycat

sadly, I thought the same thing not so long ago LOL

wow. pretty soon we’ll be completing each other’s sentences… :love:

[ShalerPunk]

@Cheeks

hes getting fired from delivering pizza because he ate someones pizza in their driveway, because they pissed him off.

lol. i didn’t get fired.

and it goes a little something like this:

i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.

As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”

I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.

And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

[ShalerPunk]

as for my lack of posting?

i’ve been working on my house, delivering forty hours a week, going to college, etc…

[Jeff95TA]

[BlkP42E]

@ShalerPunk

lol. i didn’t get fired.

and it goes a little something like this:

i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.

As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”

I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.

And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

[berad]

:bsflag: !!!

[VictorSmalls]

lol, classic

[Quik]

:gives:

[HaNnIBaL64]

@Quik

:gives:

yeah i know 98% of the site says that about you.

[vw16vcabby]

thats funny shit. good luck w/ the house/school too.

[1320]

Shalerpunk is a meat-gazer. I have proof.

[Darkstar]

@ShalerPunk

lol. i didn’t get fired.

and it goes a little something like this:

i took a delivery to 300 Linden in Sharpsburg. 300 Linden is a multi-unit (section 8?) tenement. My delivery slip had no apartment number on it, but it did have a last name and a phone number. I called him to get his apartment number. No answer. I checked to see if the last name matched any on the buzzer. It didn’t. I tried calling again and he picked up. He gave me a serious attitude, so I replied with, “Fuck it; I’m eating your pizza,” and hung up on him.

As I tore into his pizza and drove off, he called back screaming, “Where is my pizza?”

I replied with a pizza-muffled, “In muh mouf,” and hung up, never to hear from him again.

And the boss? Didn’t give a shit.

you’re my hero!