Where to get a alignment?

^ word… And i tried to go to 2 places so far, they both looked at me like i was a retard, and i tried to get onto the thing at monroe, but my bumper just RAILS the dam ramps, and when i took off my bumper to hope i could get on then, my real bumper still freeking hits… UGH!

I need some 50ft long ramps or something…