Which team would you hire?

McCain has quite a record beyond doing terrible in the academy.

Some key points:

-Only managed to get anywhere because of daddy’s reputation
-Managed to crash more planes than he shot down (usually from being a dumb ass)
-Cheated on his former wife multiple times
-When he came back from the war and his former wife had been crippled from a car accident, he left her for Cindy, who was worth $100 mil.
-Huge temper (just the kind of guy you want with the nuclear codes, amirite?)

Palin is just a goof.