ontarioperformance
Italians Rock!
Ginos drive cars that say “I-Roc”
thanks then, i was worried there…
P.S. sasha you get my vote… mainly cuz you lowstick while driving…
HEY you should put alot of neonz in and around your carz mang! it would look SOO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!
points to location Nuff said
Hey yo Hector WTF? Me a Gino?.. ah forget about it!
You racist bastard just because Im Greek and my girlfriend is Italian your going down brown man.
Oh wait!..is that Steve B I hear playing on the radio?.. Spring looooove… come back to me…
Hey Hector I will see you at Timmys on Martin Grove and HW7 in Woodbridge I will be parked between Tonys yellow civic and Angelos baby blue golf.
Ha ha ha look at the score Sasha is a bigger Gino then everyone else combined :lol: Sasha you make me jelous :lol:.
Martin Grove and 7? That’s near the car dealerships, right? I don’t even remember there being a timmys there It’s all about the one on 7 and… lol… can’t even remember now, but it’s east of pine valley
Martin Grove and 7? That’s near the car dealerships, right? I don’t even remember there being a timmys there It’s all about the one on 7 and… lol… can’t even remember now, but it’s east of pine valley :D[/quote]
Silly ginos…
Especially ones that think they are “asian” … :lol: :lol:
Ahem… a little gino story, taken from the Internet from an unknown place, an unknown time ago.
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The Fast and the Furious is full of @#%$. It makes
your average gino look like a super-hero, which is
straight bullshit. They should make a more realistic
Fast and Furious part 2. Let me set up the scenario:
It’s Friday night in a Tim Hortons parking lot with 18
ginos rowded around 2 civics talking about how they
almost stabbed someone at the club they were just at.
All of a sudden another crew pulls into the parking
lot with their civics pumping Euro Heaven. The first
crew of ginos tense up as they see the next crew park
their civics to lounge around as well.
The crews spot each other.
Hard looks are exchanged. Finally a gino from the
first crew decides to go into the Tim Hortons with his
girlfriend so she can buy him a sandwich and juice. As
the gino and his girlfriend go towards the Tim Hortons
they walk past the other crew of ginos. Street heat is
generated. All of a sudden…
“Hey what are you looking at?”
" What ?"
“Yo what are you @#%$ looking at?”
“Bro you wanna start something?”
“Oh my god, bro, you are not talking to me”
“Get out of my face before I give you the zaps”
… All of a sudden the first crew notice their friend
is in trouble.
They speed over. Everyone rushes in and talks about
stabbing each other but no one actually fights.
Then…
“Yo I say we line it up”
“You wanna line it up with me?”
“What you afraid?”
“Bro I’ll smoke you. My civic has dual turbo exhaust
trans cam shafts.”
“Bro, mine has a super charged rear front differential
boost system”
They continue to brag about how they each spent over
10,000 dollars souping up their rides even though they
both work for minimum wage doing retail in the local
mall. Finally they line it up. Engines rev, and the
ginos’ 14 year old girlfriends wish them luck. They
speed off blazing down the abandoned suburban road
circa 3:00am on a Friday night. Both ginos are really
scared because although they talk like they race a
lot, neither of them has really ever lined it up
before. As he speeds down the road the first gino
thinks to himself “what would the guy from the Fast
and the
Furious do if he were me?” He then remembers a scene
from the movie and goes to push the nitro button
hidden on his steering wheel. He however is
disappointed to discover there is no nitro button on
his steering wheel
because stupid @#%$ like that only exists in hollywood
movies that try and glorify ginos. He then hears on
the radio that Cameroon has beaten Italy in world cup
qualifying. He starts to panic. His world is crumbling
around him.
Suddenly he spins off the road and crashes into a lamp
post then rebounds right into the front glass of the
local blockbuster where his best friend works.
He is still alive but his car is on fire. He knows he
only has moments to escape before the car explodes. He
goes for the door but is shocked to discover he can’t
make it because his super big loop earring is hooked
on a piece of the front seat, trapping him in the car.
He sees his friend in the blockbuster and cries out
“Lorenzo, please help me! Oh my god!”
BOOOOOOOM. Too late. the explosion takes place
levelling the entire complex.
Further down the street the other gino is still
speeding away because his windows are so tinted he
can’t see the other car has already crashed and is
out of the race. As he drives he imagines Limp
Bizkit’s “my way” playing in the back of his head. All
of a sudden he remembers that he has that CD cause he
made his girlfriend buy it for him. He goes into his
CD compartment, grabs the disc and puts it in to play.
Everything is cool. Or so he thinks… He has
forgotten that he had his stereo set on super bass.
All of a sudden the bass from his souped up system
shakes the car so badly it causes engine failure. His
car crashes into the local prison.
Crawling out from the wreck, he is dismayed to find
himself inside an innmates cell. The prisoner stares
at the gino. The long streaked hair, baby smooth face
and shiny loop earrings lead the prisoner to believe
that
the gino is actually a woman and he rushes the poor
gino. He easily tears away the ginos Kappa button up
joggers and has at him. The prisoner handles the
gino in a style that is both fast and furious.
Later the gino is naked and wandering the streets,
sore and ashamed. He uses his white Nike headband
hanging around his neck to wipe the tears from his
eye. The night truly has been Fast and Furious…
The End
Any questions?
Ahahahahaha!!! That is absolutely beautiful. When I got my 240, I thought about “lining it up” with a gino. Then I realized that instead of being minimum wagers like in the story, they’re unemployed jackasses who’s parents throw money at them, and most of them have M3s and not civics. And then I
LoL… well, the wanting to line it up part aint true, but the second part is
Do Baby Touchers Classify as Gino’s?
I would never normally post to a gay thread like this…but everytime I see the pic all i think is g-i-n-o, so my vote is for:
Got_Boost_s13
eyyyye guy, u seen my civiic guuiiiie?
yo u cant race me i got twin carbon fiber mufflers, and a 9 inch turbo back exhaust yo, im equipped with centerfugal high speed muffler hangar bearings and shit yo, my shit is tyte bro, my altezza add like 15 horse power to the trunk, i got a new high resonance 3 way turbo cold air intake, i got the integra big brake kit guy, slotted and cross drilled lowering springs and stuff, i have a paxton 1800 cfm blower under the hood, with nos the big bottles, two of them, and ummm yea, some jdm elbow grease, and i have some uhhh extra cans of compression bro, i bought the new mushimoto zx tires made of special race compound rubber on my 19’s bro, my car is made from diamonds, crystal and platinum and i painted it gold, im soo fast bro , u dont wanna race me ill ruin u eyyyyyyee gui,
:lol: I think spd-dmn’s story is funny, what I find weird about it is that the Ginos actualy lined it up and raced. Usualy Gino style is they launch with you off the start and once you start pulling away they slow down and after they catch up to you at the next red light they try to make it look like they were not racing :lol: . Or after you beat a gino at a race and you start applying the brakes and start down shifting and you start slowing down that’s when they speed up and pass you and then they are like… “I beat you man! I beat you! My turbo is set up for top end only it has been specially set up to kick in at 140kms/h so you beat me at the start but I got you in the end ha ha I beat you! I beat you! I got to go tell all the boys at timmys how I just beat you man!” … Yeah I love those ones they speed up after the race is over :lol: .
Wow…seem’s like someone’s upset they got beat by a gino!
:lol: :lol: :lol: No Im not upset, but if I ever did get beat by a gino I wouldn’t go around making up excuses like " I miss shifted" “Hes got nos” blah blah blah . … I can take a loss you can’t win all the time, I don’t think there is anyone out there that has never lost a race. I can take it like a man but some can’t… I totally believe that no matter how fast you are there will always be someone faster out there somewhere.
I’ve never lost. :twisted:
were not tlking about blowjob contests
I know, cause if we were it seems you would be the clear winner. You seem to have some obsession with it.
omg Marky Mark!