Reminds me of Talledega nights, the scene with the kids.
Texas Ranger: She said “No, you’re wrong.” I said “You got a lumpy butt.” She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee-pants.
Are you fucking kidding me? At that age I was revving my cozy coop in front of girls to gain their attention, not leaning in front of a crooked christmas tree like a cholo!