We are having a little trouble deciding who is funnier. Looking for some opinions to settle this!
Anyone who has drank with either one of us should have a easy answer to this.
Yeah… seriously. <----------
does not compute
I think i’ve only seen swift drunk once, and never saw matt drunk, so I;d have to go with swifty…? :ponder
let me add this quick story, matt brought a 40 year old women back to her house this one night and he had breakfast with her son that was about the same age as him, i wont go into too many details, he got up and pissed on her and her bed. And he likes to piss on stuff/passed out friends.
Idk…dickbaby is pretty funny :nod
My life is in shambles!!!
I voted Swifty as the better driver but I think I gotta give this one to Matt…
ouch mikey. ouch.
If the question was who is more wreckless and has no standards when drunk, i could understand… :idiots
jay, your always a good luagh coming back from sutters then to the lot. or just coming to the lot with the shades on after 1130… lol
Well I haven’t seen you drunk in a long time…idk how that works. Matt on the other hand…haha.
well i haven’t been around either one of you guy’s drunk yet. but i’ve heard enough stories about Matt to know if i was around him some one prob would get violently hurt!!! :nod :runaway
so i think based on general knowledge , i would have to go with swifty…lol
Thanks Harold… Next time I bring home a fat bitch I ain’t sharin!!!
:crackup
good but u might want to keep swift on speed dial so he can unlodge u from one of her rolls!!! :wow
i dont do fat bitche’s anyways. . all though i am fat , i do have guide lines unlike Cossey!! ;D
I have yet to do a fat chick, but more cushon for the pushin man :crackup
im fat but my g/f aint shes little but her ass is huge
me likey big butts on little girls, “little in the middle but she’s got much back” :crackup
nothing wrong with a big ass. it just makes it that much easier to smack :nod
there was a hand print last week for 2 days lmao
:thumb :haha