Why are people scared to cross the road?

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I don’t get it. I usually cross Broadway in Schenectady by Proctors/Lotto Building on foot a couple times a day. I usually just keep walking unless there is an imminent threat of vehicles, or if I’m on a collision course with a traveling automobile. Most of the time this results in a simple course correction of diagonal travel to give the car time to pass without stopping and waiting.

Then I see these cheesedicks who walk to the edge of the sidewalk, look back and forth nervously. Finally start to cross only to find that there’s a car leaving the light at a snails pace 200yds away and LEAP back to the safety of the curb in fear for their lives. :wtf

Bitches just alter your trajectory, quit being pussies about it.

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Why doesn’t Benny bring Nicole delicious goodies from Villa Italia?

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Because the same thing or better can be had in Price Chopper for 1/3 the price.

Srsly.

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Yea right its because benny will eat all the goodies before you ever see them Nicole

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I was just down at Muddy Cup in Schdy… meandered across the road like I didn’t give a. Bitches need to recognize the right-of-way law. Lawsuits ftw.

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Walk in crosswalks and if anyone tries to hit you it’s free game to kick/punch/damage the front of their car.

If you just run across the road and theres no crosswalk I believe cars have the right of way. But don’t quote me on that one.

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Best stay in that crosswalk if youre gonna be all frivolous lawsuit about it.

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its caus they scared of yo’ fluffy ass rollin down the street smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice.

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youre white, stop it.

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measure twice, cut once.

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Dunno, I wouldn’t want to hit you with my car.

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i can quote snoop-a-loop whenever i want.

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I wouldnt let you hit me with your car because I know how to cross a road. Hence my confusion.

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I feel like hitting you would make me bounce like a large rubber ball for some reason. :lmao

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If you’re gonna make fat jokes at almost 30 years old at least come up with something funny.

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MFer I’m not even close to 30.

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Closer than me, and that’s all that matters.

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I honked at everyone in Menands on my way home from lunch. From the New Yorker Pizza all the way to Albint… everyone walking on the sidewalk got the horn. :rofl

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:rofl I do that all the time, the beep and wave.

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Yup. My coworker waved at everyone after I honked. It’s very amusing.