the only part that is even close to true is
and even that’s not entirely true.
there we go.
you clearly don’t know anything about Chris N.
I don’t know shit about you except (i’ll organize in list format for easy reading!!!):
- you’re a fatty. Seriously, you have curves like a woman. A fat woman. See pics above.
- your (probably fat) wife left you, probably because you were a fatty. She cheated on you, “ripped your heart out”, and incited a whole slew of really pussy posts.
- you have a dragon tattoo. a huge dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo. a huge flaming dragon tattoo on your fat back.