Why?

You take icecream, you put it in a blender.
You add milk and blend. (unless you are from the south and have a 47th chromosome, then you add ice aswell)
But traditionally its milk and ice cream.
Why the fuck is it called a Milkshake?

Also on another side note, why does McDonalds call it a shake, they dont shake it.
I know they had to stop calling it a milk shake because it dosent contain enough milk but why a shake?

Before blenders, Im sure they stirred it, but if you shook it, it wouldnt be close to the same.

Explain.

I used to make milkshakes by shaking them. You just suck at life.

I put it all in my blender and shake the living hell out of it. Fuck electric bills.

ROTFLLLLLLL

lol:headbang:

damn, how bored were you that you had to make a thread like this?

I don’t give a fuck how it’s made.

all i know is that it brings all the boys to my yard.

can you even have a milkshake

oh oh …

Ingredients:
1 cup soy milk
1 banana
1-2 tbsp sweetened cocoa
2 tbsp cashew nuts
Preparation:
Blend together all ingredients in a blender until smooth and creamy.
Serves one.


just if you wanted two

Ingredients:

1 cup soy milk (other other milk alternative, such as almond milk)
1 banana
1 - 2 tbsp sweetened chocolate powder, carob powder, or chocolate syrup. Add more if desired!
OR
1 cup frozen or fresh fruit/berries of choice (for a fruit-flavored shake)
2 tbsp cashews (optional)
Directions:

Put all ingredients into blender and blend until smooth!

^ wouldnt those be a smoothie?

i make “milkshakes” all the time with soymilk and soy icecream. shit’s fuckin delish.

No matter what he’s going to hear the ice screaming in his nightmares.

you would think but that is a vegan milkshake :gotme: it was the first that came up in a search

i had one at my sister in laws last weekend and it was pretty damn good

if you did not spend all of your time thinking about shit like this you would likely be much smarter.

Gayshake.

That would require soyjizz.