Does it crank over when it dies or does it crank with no vroom?
It constantly cranks.
I’m guessing crank pos. sensor.
cranks, no vrooom
its fucking gay and i hate it
ya that sucks man. So what you just loose spark at random intervals?
I bet Steve jizzed his pants when he found out his idol was in his class.
I bet you “jizz” all over every dyke you can find with your big cock.
Hahaha WHAT
Lol 
<3
haha karma for both
Yea, never did understand the wiring in BMWs well. You gonna have someone tow it home?
so did the car get towed?
This isn’t just regular wiring…
It’s…“unique”
car has spark and fuel. no vroom
i want to burn it
any suggestions anyone?
ok are you sure its sparking at the plug?? and are you sure your getting gas?
if you need help let me know
calm down, just push it back to your apt. It’s fuckin close enough. Or get someone with a towchain and a truck. Its prob just the pump or relay. Try spaying some carb cleaner in the intake and crank it over. worked for my sunbird when the pump went out.
Talking so bad about it isn’t doing your FS thread any favors 
no
but its intermittent, it will run great, then suddenly just die or not run at all
i can hear the pump running too
goddamnit
+1 for that. I remember looking at it with the prior owner, and thinking this is more of a weekend long or more job. And a pin out of the ECU, which at the time I did not have available.
Doesnt that thing have a distributor? Change the cap and rotor. A cracked cap can fuck you all day long like that. Specialy if its the type that doesnt look like an old school rotary phone dial…kinda.Dont have time to look up a pic but you get the idea.
gasoline, or for extra fun, napalm?