Women are retarded *rant*

[quote=“2TurboZ,post:20,topic:39896"”]

How dare he step on the wrong flower!

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LOL… i do that all the time… with that word.

yet one more reason they should be beaten weekly

[quote=“Zer0DazE,post:22,topic:39896"”]

yet one more reason they should be beaten HOURLY

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:thankyou:

And then we will go rollerskating and leave them behind to make us some sandwiches!

[quote=“2TurboZ,post:23,topic:39896"”]

:thankyou:

And then we will go rollerskating and leave them behind to make us some sandwiches!

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fucking A right

Where is the PC brigade on this thread?
I will tell you where they are, they are all keeping quiet because they know that most women should not be driving.

[quote=“TORQDSS,post:7,topic:39896"”]

a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out.
Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.”
Me: “What does it do?”
Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows”
Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.”
Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.”

I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation…

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fucking LOL I’ve defin had some conversations that sounded similar to that…

[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:18,topic:39896"”]

Guys are just as stupid… i had a guy put my eclipse in a ditch because he stepped on the wrong pedal… dumb ass.

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Quiet. The men are talking.

[quote=“TORQDSS,post:7,topic:39896"”]

a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out.
Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.”
Me: “What does it do?”
Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows”
Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.”
Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.”

I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation…

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WOW

[quote=“Fry,post:27,topic:39896"”]

Quiet. The men are talking.

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:rofl:

woman, GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH !!!

mmmm Sammiches uhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhu *drools.

I make the boyfriend sandwiches every day and I clean the house top to bottom. <3 And I love it!

now if only you learned the spoke when spoken to part you’d be the whole package :tup:

Women were ruined by drivers licenses and library cards.

Or so an old Irish guy used to tell me. :gotme:

[quote=“Fry,post:27,topic:39896"”]

Quiet. The men are talking.

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LOL!!! +1 for Fry!!!

[quote=“chino,post:33,topic:39896"”]

now if only you learned the spoke when spoken to part you’d be the whole package :tup:

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:word:

Hey what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes…A slow learner muuaaahahhahha. Naw I loves teh ladies…I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for more than 3 days and doesn’t die.

Don’t forget the rule of thumb. Should be rule of fist.

We need to train them better. end of story lol.

[quote=“JEG,post:36,topic:39896"”]

:word:

Hey what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes…A slow learner muuaaahahhahha.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing you already told the bitch twice.