So I’m about to go to bed when my dad comes downstairs and says someone is on the phone for me…it was 3 in the fucking morning!!! So I answer it. Evidently my friend Alyssa pulled into Louie’s on transit and instead of hitting the brakes, she hit the gas and hit a fucking pole at like 30. Most retarded conversation fallows:
HER: “hey you know about cars right”
ME: “enough…why?”
HER: I just got into an accident…I hit a pole and now green stuff is coming out"
ME: “first, are you ok, second what happened?”
HER: " I press the wrong pedal and got scared and let go of the wheel and hit a pole"
ME: “are you fucking retarded? what do you want me to do?”
HER " come fix it so I don’t get in trouble, its a new car"
ME: “umm you broke your radiator…your engine is probably fucked up too”
HER: “the radiator is part of the engine? I thought it was for your air conditioning”
ME:"…"
HER: " so come fix my car, you know how to fix cars come fix it"
ME: “call the cops, file a report, let the insurance handle it. there is nothing I can do with a set of hand tools and no parts in a parking lot at 3 in the fucking morning when its 15 degrees outside…are you sure you’re not fucking retarded?..I mean…how do you accidentally stomp on the gas, let go of the wheel and hit a pole in a parking lot?”
Another HOUR of her dumb ass mumbling ensues before I finally convince her to call her parents or I will ( I know her family). Her friend hit her head and is exhibiting symptoms of a mild to moderate concussion…and she wants to just go home and act like nothing happened. WTF is wrong with women? This is why I stopped hanging out with her. She is the dumbest 20 yr old I’ve ever met. Cute…but fucking dumb.
you should have been like. You have to let me bang you in the Louies bathroom first.
Go bang her, get in your car and go home. Payment in full for waking you up and being annoying.
you should have been like. You have to let me bang you in the Louies bathroom first.
Go bang her, get in your car and go home. Payment in full for waking you up and being annoying.
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:lol: yeah. omg she pisses me off to no end. How the fuck do you do something like that? I mean…come on!!! Where is darwin when you need him. She’s my friend…but sometimes I really worry about her.
lol nice it reminds me of 2 different girls i know that told me the same “ive been driving the last 2 days with the oil light on, is that bad?” line. Somtimes its just like, wow, just wow
a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out.
Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.”
Me: “What does it do?”
Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows”
Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.”
Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.”
I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation…
a certain person who I know and will not name who is a woman was under the impression that you should push the snowflake button (on the dash of her Cobalt, the a/c button) when it snows out.
Her: “Its a button with a snowflake on it so whenever it snows, I push it.”
Me: “What does it do?”
Her: “I don’t know, I just push it whenever it snows”
Me: “Its your a/c button. It turns your a/c on.”
Her: “No it doesn’t. You don’t need a/c when its snowing because its already cold out.”
I can’t believe that I was even having that conversation…
sigh. I wouldnt even put that on being a woman completely. I bet there are some 20yr old dudes on this board very capable of the same thing.
That being said…its been like 15 posts and no newds :tdown:
2nd Louies is the worst fucking food on this planet we call earth
3rd. How does she think fixing the radiator is going to make what should be a pretty jacked up bumper/hood/rad support is going to make it less noticeable.
3rd. How does she think fixing the radiator is going to make what should be a pretty jacked up bumper/hood/rad support is going to make it less noticeable.
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I underlined what appears to be your incorrect key assumption.
I’m guessing this was her thought process, and I use those terms loosely:
“OMG I’m in trouble with the car! Jeg come get me out of trouble with the car! Do these crocs make me look fat?”
I underlined what appears to be your incorrect key assumption.
I’m guessing this was her thought process, and I use those terms loosely:
“OMG I’m in trouble with the car! Jeg come get me out of trouble with the car! Do these crocs make me look fat?”
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so what you’re saying is - it was locutus that called jeg?
I underlined what appears to be your incorrect key assumption.
I’m guessing this was her thought process, and I use those terms loosely:
“OMG I’m in trouble with the car! Jeg come get me out of trouble with the car! Do these crocs make me look fat?”
