Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
i cant begin to tell u just how bad this movie is.
here is a quick clip of some badddddddd sceenes.
watch in awe!
lol @ 1:10
“It was just an air-pocket”
“Im getting married in two days”
“You’ll be fine”
“OH SHIT !!”
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just read the plot synopsis
I just don’t understand why this movie was ever made…May be the producer was itching to let some(Few million) money slip out of his fingers, just like that. Apart from the title of the movie, there is nothing else that is worthy of attention…
This movie was Dead dull from beginning to end and bear with me as i unfold its mysteries(as if there were any!!!)
(AGAIN SPOILERS AHEAD SO SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME AND CONSIDER THE ABOVE MESSAGE AS A WARNING AND CARRY ON WITH YOUR BUSINESS!!!) … … … … … … … …
So you decided to read anyway. Never mind, let’s begin: It all begins when two scientists accidentally discover a mega shark and giant octopus buried in ice under sea.Now the ice obviously breaks due to a whale collapsing incident which our doctors were in right time to witness by the way on an experimental submarine which they had stolen for exploration( probably written in script to give the BADASS side to the otherwise nerdy protagonist i.e, Deborah Gibson the woman playing Emma)
Anyway, soon after these prehistoric creatures are at loose once again, they start hunting for food and bizarre incidents start happening all around the globe like tearing up of an oil rig by our friend octopus and disappearance of an airplane flying at 15000 feet in air at around 200 nautical miles per hour: Courtesy Mega shark(Now Come on, enough is enough!! I could digest the oil rig bit, but this is too much! The shark actually jumps i don’t know 15000 feet in the air grabs the plane by its wings and plumbs it down under the ocean,Jesus!)
Anyhoo, soon the world turns to our protagonists Emma, Her retired or i don’t know retarded professor and her would be lover Dr. Seiji Shimada for solution to this menace…So after a lot of of shots devoted to what can only be described as a high school chemistry laboratory our fellow doctors come up with a solution :Pheromones - To lure them as bait(only after having an intense session of love making in the so called research lab storage room: this is where it strikes them!!! What a lame excuse to put a Sex Scene in the movie!!)
The creatures however are too smart for us humans and although they get lured by pheromones(now who wouldn’t!)they eventually escape, These are troubled times as our Governments are now thinking of deploying nukes to stop these beasts and by governments i mean a guy with a ponytail A.K.A Allan Baxter played by Lorenzo Lamas, now i still couldn’t figure out which agency was he working for and honestly speaking i have no stamina or will to watch this movie again, just for that!
Ultimately Our genius doctors/ Scientist Decide that since the pheromone thing worked a little bit, they are gonna give it another try, but this time they 'll lure the beasts to a single location far from civilization under the abyss of ocean, so that they can kill each other off and finally finish off what they started millions of of years ago… The rest my friends, as they say, is History…
P.S- The special effects were not so “special”…
P.P.S- If these creatures were so hungry all the time why didn’t they destroyed the submarine(which had EMMA AND VINCE on board)and ate them, when it was meters away from them when they first got loose??(My guess:Otherwise the movie would not have been made!!)
Watch it at your own risk!!!
hahahahahaha! When Mega Shark grabs the airplane, oh my god!!
I thought this was going to be about Avatar.
Don’t insult Pocahontas JClark
+1 that movie sucked
downloading now.
OMG SO AWESOME!!! Hot girl, plus the effects when the ship is shooting at the shark look like they were done in flash. AWESOME!!! OMG AND THE AIRPLANE AHAHAHAHAHAH
This is one of those SciFi channel movies… they all suck. Check out “Dragon Wars” that was the worst movie I have ever seen. But I have yet to see this turd…
Ive seen sharks bigger than that
2012 is the worst movie ever, mega shark vs giant octopus shouldve swept the oscars
LOL I refuse to see that movie. Anything that gets hyped up that much generally sucks.
new wolf man movie was awful
best movie ever
Mad good CGI! Flying shark swallowing an airplane looked pretty real.
hahaha this movie is on the sci-fi channel right now