Transformers: Live Action Movie

This can be summed up in 5 words:

Domestics, SIQQQ burnouts, explosions, awesome.

:tup::tup::tup::tup::tup: of :tup::tup::tup::tup::tup:

AMAZING!!!

to recap:

probably the best time i’ve had in a theater before the movie even started… yelling, beach ball getting hit around by everyone… more screaming… it was basically a party in the theater.

and :tup: for free movie passes given out at the end of the movie.

LOL at me saying my car is bumble bee, then fuzzy out of nowhere says “german’s in disguise” i LOL’d

Good stuff…

That movie is GM’s whore

man oh man, fucking :clap:

pre-movie beach ball fun :clap:

mayor bee rubbing me down just the right way :clap:

fun group to see it with :clap:

God damn it, i just burned down a homeless shelter and did a smoky heater with my 305 Z28 inside the tops produce section, thats how much i loved this damn film. :tup: Just so much shit blowing up everywhere and so many siq camaro shots

:clap: will view again :clap:

And holy moly GM must have paid 2358729962 bajillion dollars to have all their cars in it so much

holy fuck that movie was BADASS… i love it, best movie ive seen in a long time… just marvelous…

i bet you guys didn’t have a beach ball circulating in the theater…

yea didn’t think so!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Best movie of the year. It was funny and action packed throughout the whole thing. Not a let down at all.

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i bet you guys didn’t have a beach ball circulating in the theater…

yea didn’t think so!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

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no beach ball, but I was in the theater…which is far greater than a beach ball :slight_smile:

paul or kid did u happen to hear my “YOUR SISTER” joke when that guy asked who liked the deceptacons

yeah. absolute titties. so fucking awesome. i had dreams about this movie last night. it brought me straight back to childhood. i can only pray that they makes sequel after sequel and in the shortest amount of time. i would pay $24 dollars a movie to see sequels, just to make sure they come out and they dont suck.

story-line: awesome and accurate

effects: detailed, bad-ass, plentiful

weapons: fucking cool

babes: i would totally massage skunk on videotape for you all to post on youtube at the chance to take one of those girls’ temperature with my penis (aka they are hot)

needless to say this movie exceeded my expectations. and i had high hopes. will go see again. but only with 87fox because he knew to hold my hand during the loud parts

awsome… rocked my cock

As it relates to our discussion…

Original Jazz - Porsche 935 Turbo
New Jazz - Pontiac Solstice

Old Ratchet - Nissan Vanette
New Ratchet - Hummer H2

Old Ironhide - Dodge Minivan
New Ironhide - GMC Topkick C4500 Pickup

Old Bumblebee - VW Bug
New Bumblebee - 2008 Chevy Camaro

Old Devastator - Constructacons Construction vehicles
New Devastator - M1 Abrams Tank

Old Megatron - Walther P38
New Megatron - Cybertonian Jet

Old Barricade - Race Track Patrol Car
New Barricade - Saleen-modified Ford Mustang police car

Old Starscream - F15 Eagle
New Starscream - F22 Raptor

Old Frenzy - Cassette Tape
New Frenzy - 2-speaker CD player, mobile phone

Old Bonecrusher - Bulldozer
New Bonecrusher - Buffalo H Mine-Protected vehicle

Old Blackout - Generic Tank
New Blackout - MH-53 Pave Low Helicopter

Also for you nostalgic folks…

Shockwave - The space gun that made different noises
Soundwave - Cassette player
Ravage - Cassette for Soundwave
Buzzsaw - Cassette for Soundwave
Ratbat - Cassette for Soundwave
Laserbeak - Cassette for Soundwave
Rumble - Cassette for Soundwave
Jetfire/Skyfire - F14 Tomcat

lol

the helicopter dude was my favorite.

man. this makes me want to break out the old Erie, PA hardcore band “Shockwave”. All their songs were named after transformers.

Aweasome list matt, too bad they didnt stay more to the origional list but i still need to see the movie.

I need to see it also, then I can compare it to the original transformers animated movie which was totally insanely good.

I vote the sequel to be all imports

i really want to buy every single transformer ever made. its so wrong and i should seek help for it. i would totally want to build a mock landscape to display them on

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paul or ken did u happen to hear my “YOUR SISTER” joke when that guy asked who liked the deceptacons

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no i didnt hear anything lol… those babes in the movie though, holy fuck were they SMOKIN