Evil Jay did not throw a piece of wood through Jam’s windshield. But we still need one anyway…
i told you it was a bad idea. no more throwing things off the porch at my car.
hahahahahahahaahhahaahdhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahadhadhahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah ok enough.
You still comin this week for a ball joint lol 
All these wild accusations will not stand. It wasn’t a piece of wood…it was a “No Trespassing” sign. I was trying to keep his car safe…
lol, sounds like things were getting a little wild over at “the ritz”
hahaha. the no trespassing sign that rachel stole.
hahaha. you could have said you didn’t want it.
hahaha that poor car
wait wait, does this mean we’re only allowed to throw up on it from now on?
haha gross. love you.
i know… im kinda starting to feel bad about it. it never did anythign to me…
i took my drunken agression out on it a few days ago with a baseball bat. 
Hahaha I guess it’s junkyard time, although I’ve never removed a windshield. (besides a few with sledgehammers). Every time I see that thing it has even more dents in it.
and then some asshole attacked it with a chainsaw…
I wish I would have been coherent enough to watch that.
ya there was one there last time I went to m and m… but that was before jay threw a huge fucking piece of wood through my winshield. I don’t think I’m going to fix it, it adds to the crappyness of the car. jay can just buy me more booze and smokes and we’ll call it even.
this is why we cant have nice things.