WTB: Fun.

I hate to be this asshole posting up a WTB ad, but I know alot of guys contemplate selling their car and don’t want to deal with actually trying to sell it, So I’m trying to reach out to these brothers. I’ve checked the current threads and nothing really stood out to me.

Heres what I want.

S13:
5 speed
Stock-ish (suspension, exhaust, wheels are cool - just no rice or jerry rigs)
SR20 swap would be a mint selling feature
I’m a realist - A bit of rust is acceptable, but I’m a veteran 240 owner with a few notches in his belt, If you offer me some rusted shitpile - I’ll laugh in your face. Fair warning.
No repaints - I’d rather busted ass 15 year old paint than someones half assed paintjob.
Shit has to work, If I cannot open the windows, unlock the doors with keys, get into my trunk or engine bay, listen to music or have heat - I dont want it.
Must be road worthy and turn key. No saftey/etest nightmares or heaps - The wife will be driving it on occasion and I want it to be safe.
No major dents, holes, etc.

S14’s
No champagne, its really terrible on S14’s
5 lug LE is just about all I’m interested in, unless you can really impress me.
No body rot anywhere, period. I can patch a floorpan as ugly as I want, I dont want to deal with body work.
All the S13 stuff Applies.

Overall preference will be given to:
5 speeds
cars that meet and exceed My criteria posted above
Seafoam green S13’s
coupe S13’s
Properly done Swapped cars
cars that are basically gangster as fuck that can be hardparked to the max.
Cars that will offend My grandmother.

My budget is $4000 tops. And Be warned, I’m white - But I’m very Cheap, So if I’m spending $4000 it better be a deal on My end.

I have a 1998 Maxima 5 speed with G35 rims that is gorgeous if you have something and You want to accept a partial trade - or a even trade if its only worth about as much. I’d value the car at a fair $3000 and some members on here can vouch for it being a Nice ride.

sorry i picked apart your thread to try and make sense of the post… why dont you check autotrader or kijiji ? no one who is satisfied with their car is going to part with it for that low… the only way to get those guys is to give them 6500 to 7000 for their stock s14 lol - but GL anyways, you sometimes see zenkis for around 3500 4000

Bump, still looking.

Chad I do search auto trader, kijiji, craigslist, as well as drive around town scouting. I sold My 92 coupe with SR which was in pretty good shape for $4200 and My 95 S14 for $3000 certified so its not impossible.