WTH: Pooper Scooper $40 / hour - Clean Baldy is Your Man!

[chino]

@Nikuk"

In Amherst, near UB South.

I figure someone needs gas money, go fast parts, porn, etc.

Come by, pick up a couple months of dog poop (20’ x 20’ area), collect $20.

I’ll supply poop rake & shovel; garbage bags; and plastic gloves. I figure it shouldn’t take more then 1/2 hour.

I’ll even keep the dog in the house while you’re working.

annnd I’m positive that you can get another job a few minutes away, in Kenmore.

yes, you can do my house too… i’ll only give you $10 though, there is only like 10 piles left

@JayS

Yeah, I laughed at the “I fill up fast” part too. I almost want to call and tell the guy if he wasn’t eating it he could probably work a lot longer than a week.

Do you have a pressure washer? My uncle swears he can just blast it with his pressure washer and it goes away. I suppose it eventually gets absorbed by the grass and stuff but I’m not sure how much I like the idea of a layer of dog shit soup in my yard while I wait for nature to do it’s thing.

LOL yea the pressure washer is actually a fecal matter particle gun, it just makes it dissappear.

your uncle has a lawn that is 100% coated with fucking shit. lol.