Xbox game to Avoid

PittSpeed Automotive PittSpeed Off Topic
1

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball.

I used to love the old NES volleyball games, so I figured I’d rent one for my Xbox… my roommate said DOA Volleyball was supposed to be better than Outlaw Volleyball, so I rented it. It’s fucking awful. They spent more time programming titty shakes and designing optional bikinis than programming the actual play mechanics! it’s a TWO BUTTON game!! I guess they figured it would be easier for pathetic otaku to whack off to the bouncing titties if the game was mindless, and able to be played one-handedly.

This game is almost as bad as Street Racing Syndicate.

2

nes dodgeball > *

3

that’s the only ROM I ever play on NESticle…

well, that, and Mother (Earthbound Prequel)

4

i cant really imagine that a beach volleyball game would be all that exciting, but to each is own i guess.

5

Superspike Volleyball and NES Volleyball were both awesome back in the day.

6

The only remotely interesting fact I can add is that there is a nude version of this game for modded xboxes. I never actually played the game because I could sense that it sucked. I just went through and looked at all the naked women bouncing. Pixelated nipples get boring though.

7

i was never one to play volleyball video games. I thought it looked gay as soon as it came out. Im sure everybody could have seen that they were going to make the game a titty bouncing game. with out much mechanics to it.