January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels…Helllloooo!!!..bottles won’t fit
in printer !!!
March - Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months…box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours … power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid…wrong
instructions…8 cups of water won’t fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing…couldn’t find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition…learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm…car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is “C”…isn’t
it???
October - Hate M & M’s…they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn’t call 911 … “duh”…there’s
no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
