You know you have a big ego when....

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…when the judge at your trial for a driving felony makes lunch plans with you and shoots the shit for 5 minutes while everyone else waits and drops the felony to a misdemeanor and sends you on your way instead of to Jail. On your way out you here two lawyers bitching about you and smile when one say “he must be famous or he knows some people who know some peope”

…you drive a lexus

…people on other forums say this about you [QUOTE=]I normally think 90% of the guys at ClubLexus are egotistical fuckwads that have nothing better to do than knock someone else’s car while masturbating to pics of their own car,…[/QUOTE]
and the first thing you think is “I am not a fuckwad”

…You pass up a girl cause she drives a cavalier

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haha owned

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Very Very true.

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when you rock rota slips :slight_smile:

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^^ i wouldn’t call that an “ego” type of wheel, actually the exact opposite. there are a shitload of people with the slipsteams/ flik blasts… pretty played out if you ask me.

an ego wheel would be some nice 3 piecer’s or something… wish i could afford some bbs rg-r :sad

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well you could do like 50 fat chicks for $100 a piece

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yes so true . word of mouth is better than telling people how many cars you have beat

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mmmmmmmmmmm fat chicks

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y am i not surprised john chimed in here?

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so

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theres more to love…

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You buy an M3 with fender stripes.

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…when you loose a race and start talking shit about the other persons car to make your self feel better :haha

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or the bbs wheels :lmao

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when you race a civic hatch with a gsr swap and drop the clutch too early just too get further away from that honda… :idiots

lol oops
swifty knows what this is about hahaha

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When you enjoy the smell of your own farts ;D

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:runaway :runaway

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or when you have a new haircut and if girls don’t like it… :shifty Fuckin Skanks!!!

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I loathe G-land/Altamont cops - I’ve been pulled over 3X for “speeding” when I was going < 5mph over the limit. I also got pulled over for running a stop sign, even though my car rolled backwards (at which point, I had to explain the laws of physics to the officer).