1)PJB wears ribbed condoms inside-out for HIS pleasure
2)PJB is the reason that Waldo is hiding
3)PJB once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes (Kramer)
4)PJB does not need Twitter…he is already following you
5)PJB can touch MC Hammer
:rofl @ number 4.
Is Shift518/TurboTravis starting a Chuck Norris type PJB Fact thingamagig?
PJB’s tears cure cancer…too bad he has never cried.
PJB does haven’t a control key on his keyboard. PJB is always in control.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for PJB
PjB IS Mayor of AwesomeTown.
when PJB does push-ups, he pushes the earth down!
PJB once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
Pjb was offered the lead role in sleepless in seattle, he turned it down because he’s never slept.
PJb once has sex with a woman, noone ever saw her again
PJB was raised by bears, he had to leave the pack because he got too violent… at age 5
Newton’s 3rd Law never applies to PJB
PJB once beat Brock Lesnar and Anderson Silva hand to hand, and they had M-16s
The statement “There’s a first time for everything” is not, in fact, true. There will never be a first time for PJB losing
PJB is 100% of every race.
It wasnt a nuclear bomb that destroyed the japanese, it was PJB
PJB ordered a Double Whopper at a Taco bell, and got it, Paul always has it his way.
PJB knows who the Stig is and he taught him how to drive.
PJB has Waldo which is why no one can find him.
PJB is the real slim shady.
PJB doesn’t just gather hot wheels, hot wheels gather to him!
PJB’s birth was so glorious that it is celebrated. Every day.
PJB threw the apple at Newtons head.
:rofl
nice thread, would be better if it wasnt 90% rebranded chuck norris stuff but its alright, better than nothing 
happy birthday PJB
BUNCHA BUUWLLLL SHIT!!!
PJB successfully divided by 0
The sun sets for 12 hours a day so it won’ be too heavily iradiated by PJBs awesomeness.
PJB has ducks… in his pool.
PJB doesn’t collect hot wheels, they are accepted by him as gifts from the company as he promises not to start a compeditive company.