Im amazed that you though it was a good idea to post this thread.
If you were really a zombie “enthusiast”, and you really thought this was true, I find it difficult to believe that you’d be on the interwebs asking questions. You should’ve been out fortifying your stronghold, inventorying supplies, and cleaning your weapons. You’d be SO dead in a zombie outbreak. You’d probably barricade yourself on a rooftop with no food or water. Noob.
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Hey hey ya gotta check your facts before all that, theres is a difference between a zombocalypse survivor and a paranoid looney, besides, Hi-point 9mm is cleaned and in the trunk of the protege, I ain’t fortifying shit here, I’m picking up all my military friends and then going to my gun nut friend’s place.
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Swords don’t need reloading… never forget that
Neither do teeth but i’ll be damned if i let them get that close
so my question is, how do you know, and this is if it was to happen, that a bullet is going to save you from zombies. how do you know that you can even kill a zombie. what tests can prove how to kill them?
Cat Semen… if they eat it… will kill them
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:eekdance: JESUS you can’t BITE a ZOMBIE. Then you’d BE a ZOMBIE. 
And you know full well that at some point, they WILL get that close, it’s inevitable. Then when it happens, you can think to yourself “Wowzers, Toast was right! This sword IS useful, AND i feel like a badass movie ninja zombie slayer samurai! awesome.”
you’ll see.
Well, unless they are magic zombies, such as from the devil, they are running on electrical impulses from the brain, very basic ones, but still, the concept of the manmade zombie is that it is a corpse being animated by a very primitive brain that doesn’t need what it once needed to function. I mean the muscle will still react to an electrical impulse without blood and so on, therefore, damage the brain to the point where it can no longer function simply from lack of anything being left, you disable the zombie…
…I need to stop…
Yeah. If you bite them you will be infected. You are doomed.
You better find someone to shack up with. Although a smart zombie warrior would throw you out to the masses, because you are bound to get someone killed.
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When I said teeth I was talking about them…as in fighting a zombie with a blade requires letting them get way to close, and their teeth never “run out of ammo”
yea… he’s certainly being recruited for operation: human shield…
so what would make them attack a person then if they run on electrical impulse? and im sorry your talking about heaven and hell and all the non-sense. you have no proof how to kill them if they ever came about or if there really was a chance of something like this happening. there is no proof how to kill one. you are just going from what has been passed from person to person from word of mouth with something that has never happened
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So are you telling me that if you somehow came across a vampire, you wouldn’t even trying putting a wooden steak through it’s heart just because there is no scientific evidence that doing so would kill it?
And they attack humans because the most primitive survival instinct is feed, and regular humans are simply the next step down on the food chain from zombies…