i would opt for the BJ
man, how I wish this was somehow true
If I came across a vampire. I would goto the hospital and get the fucking drugs i overdosed on pumped out my stomach.You should consider killing yourself and coming back as a zombie to teach us a lesson.Come on do it you won’t.
9mm…you’re fucked. Get a .45 or a .44mag. Personally…I’d take the 12 gage shotgun I have under my bed. Nothing says “fuck you zombie” like a highbrass 12 gage 6 shot to the head.
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rofl
call up the STARS team and ask for chris redfield and jill valentine
Are you fucking retarded?
That is a serious question.
if you have sex with a zombie is that necrofilia? they are the undead, so really its not the same lol
The kid believes in zombies! sex is not nor will it ever be a part of his life
Ahh touche’ mine friend…touche’ lol.
rofl. @ jeg
Hey man, therebain’t nothin wrong with hopin, besides if I killed myself and turned into a zombie, how the fuck would I enjoy trying to survive the zombie apocalypse?
and yeah, sadly, sex is not a part of my life…
How does a Z-Day false alarm so quickly turn into a raging affirmation of homosexual love?
Oh, ya… I’m on NYSpeed…
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you have two hands… lucy and rosey… use em both. wisely
Wait…wait…wait.
This is way too easy…but I have to ask.
How are humans lower on the food chain than zombies…and what comes above zombies then?
I just have a vision of the food pyramid with zombies and humans on it and I really wish i was photo shop capable 
hilarious
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