[FONT=Arial]20 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET AT THE MEN’S ROOM
[/FONT][FONT=Arial]491 Magazine Issue 1 - 1983
[/FONT]1. EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,
rips shorts.
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SOCIABLE Joins friends in the toilet whether he has to go
or not. -
TIMID Cannot go if someone is watching—flushes
urinal, comes back later. -
CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually
makes on floor. -
CROSSEYED Looks into the next urinal to see how the other
guy is fixed. -
WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately—makes
quick inspection. -
INDIFFERENT All urinals being used, makes in sink.
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FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries
to fly or bug. -
ABSENT MINDED Opens vest, pulls out tie, makes in pants.
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CHILDISH Makes directly in bottom of urinal. Likes to
see it bubble. -
SNEAK Farts silently while taking a leak, acts very
innocent, knowing man at next urinal will get
blamed. -
PATIENT Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads
with free hand. -
DESPERATE Waits inline, teeth floating, makes in pants.
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TOUGH Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
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EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
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FAT Back up and takes a blind shot at urinal—
makes in shoe. -
LITTLE Stands in box—falls in, drowns.
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DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, makes in pants.
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DISGRUNTLED Stand for a while, gives up, walks away.
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CONCEITED Holds 2 inch dick like a baseball bat.