2008 "early" state of the union address

time has come for a state of the union address. so listen up, and listen up good.

the Pittsburgh racing scene has grown exponentially if you go off of the amount of new members on this board. yet i don’t know any of them.

long gone are the days of busting/hazing newbs. its over, deal with it or start busting balls.

tittywhopper

the Pittsburgh area has lost a great fabricator who has decided to go “pro”. good luck with his adventures. the area wont be the same.

jj’s still helps everyone out. how anyone can have beef at all with him is beyond me. most stand up person/shop on here.

with that said, darkstar still finds a way to piss pewter off.

solow will put an emoticon in every thread. king of the 1 word/symbol posts.

whitey was smart and got out of vw’s.

sonny’s may run one day (it does run, i heard it)

1320 may get another car, but is that before or after another jagerbomb?

vaportrail will make a sony comeback

the ut crew still wont come up 51n or 119 :slight_smile: its a joke–take it w/ a grain of salt

Hollywood is dead

13 and 14 second cars are weak. but they are much more fun to drive

9 and 10 second cars are bad ass. yet take to fucking long to happen unless you have money.

5 months after ordering my flex plate finally shipped today… only to sit in a box in my garage for another 6 months+ due to lending family member money…

brokeasskorean shipped himself back to Korea.

penn state steve did the custom papers to get the box back to korea.

anyone w/ logik or logic in their name starts drama on this board to one extent or another

sleeper has been very mellow since coming back. good, because he is a good guy

redass likes banging walls still

cheeks thinks his nissan is a vw… it is taking as long to build.

cutty keeps it real.

canut has mad pron

who/where is quik?

i don’t think there is one running dsm on this board.

the classifieds should be renamed “misc. honda shit for sale.”

our newest member name is horny virgin. you better bust fucking balls.

berad will get taller.

shaggy will still smoke anything. good thing, keeps his mind off the rash he got from the last lot lizard.

travis still drives a chick car.

as a result, boosted itr tries to borrow it when he gets emo.

blk chad is pussy whipped

all the camaro and trans am heads rejoiced as they played n4s pro street and got to run the new camaro.

sam painted his chevy ups brown

1st try jeff will buy a german car because they are awesome in the winter, heat works very well.

burnyd has the only awd car that has never seen a dirt road, even though he has “driven” on many of male dirt roads.

still waiting for a rematch of kurt vs grey/red/blue whatever

silverss drived from md and tries to get chicks drunk at psu to take home w/ him

ligonier a1 and mark morris are to busy making drivers for the jr dragsters they built.

victor smalls has a thing for grey cars, but this one shines.

8 grand is doomed, wife+house= teh end. same can be said for his other half.

spangler is one pie mangler for the rest of his life.

fmfkid joe proves that hondas are snap fit models for as many times as he has thrown shit together w/ little time.

there has been no nude scandelous shots is a good year+, what gives?

i miss the old drag/street race scene. every year i say “this will be the summer” and it never is.

everyone bitches about keystone. motherfuckers should be happy we have a track. those homo’s (excluding tj) in cali dont even get to run 1/4 mile anymore w/ tracks closing and noise ordinances. be happy we have a track. dont be a problem, be a part of the solution. i been all across the country this past summer racing, and keystone is not as “bad” as you think. better than alot of “hyped” tracks. granted, it could improve in areas. but from my eyes, every year it gets better. so support your local scene.

thats it for now…

well put Sailor. However, you left me out, so I must have not pissed you off. VWs suck.

you are building jr dragsters. and i just forgot…

1st try jeff will buy a german car because they are awesome in the winter, heat works very well.

solow will put an emoticon in every thread. king of the 1 word/symbol posts.

the classifieds should be renamed “misc. honda shit for sale.”
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Nice job sailor :bowdown:

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spangler is one pie mangler for the rest of his life.

these posts are supposed to only be done when properly sauced.

I thought they were best friends! :rofl:

we’ve bumped into each other since I got back to the burgh. Pleasantries were exchanged. Hands were shook. I checked out his sweet plumbers crack. Fun was had by all. :dunno:

i was thinking its been a while since the last state of pittspeed address. and bam! here it is

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nice work sailor

LOL!! A+ thread

Best thread, and agreed, with this:

everyone bitches about keystone. motherfuckers should be happy we have a track. those homo’s (excluding tj) in cali dont even get to run 1/4 mile anymore w/ tracks closing and noise ordinances. be happy we have a track. dont be a problem, be a part of the solution. i been all across the country this past summer racing, and keystone is not as “bad” as you think. better than alot of “hyped” tracks. granted, it could improve in areas. but from my eyes, every year it gets better. so support your local scene.

work with what we have and make it better, maybe hope that the street scene will come back this summer? haha

Hopefully this summer is it! Like those friday night “street tire race” that was huge. They just need to have more of those types of races. with some type of classes or somthing. not just T&T

Epic post! :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

Would be nice to get back to talking more about CARS and MODS than some of the shit that’s been thrown down here lately. :down:

good stuff

travis still drives a chick car because i am too lazy to post in the forsale section, and yes it is for sale

Nice work Sailor. :bigthumb: I propose this is the year of the Rabbit-- lets get that suede black cab on the strip and make it a threesome.

The rabbit is still a few years away, 2008 is the year of the Rat

HA…well put sailor

1320 will never build another car.