2010-2011 Back to School/College Thread

Awww shiiitttt…he was prairie doggin it hah. :rofl

It was hilarious. I was laughing from the time I saw him until I got to my classroom.

Probabaly dippin’ out of my first class of the semester tomorrow afternoon :rofl

BLaw II, buncha bullSHIT…bitch cancelled class 5 minutes into it today, not complaining…but I see no reason to go tomorrow :rofl

Sayers?

Transfer into my class, son! TWR @ 2pm.

Yes, Sayers. Haha, she’s awesome but I just feel like nothings ever going to get done in class…easy A. Probably skip out a few times.

Everything you need to know is in the packet she gives you.

She definitely does or has done cocaine. She’s hella nutty, ha.

Ah, ok so that explains the packet she handed out today before letting us go. Good to know. I’ll have to read through it at some point this weekend and not go to her class haha

You don’t even need a book for the class because of her awesome notepackets/study guides.

I had her for BLAW I like 2 years ago, but I just stopped going halfway thru and failed due to lack of attendance. :rofl

Yeah her class seems pretty easy. Her whole giving the quizzes back without jotting down the grades, exempting from the final if you have a A, B, or C in the class :rofl

:rofl Yea, that just shows that she doesnt give a SHIT and wants us to pass!

She’s so random, though. She was rambling on and just stops and goes “OMG. IS THAT A BEE?!” because there was a wasp flying around by the air conditioner. So of course, she just stops talking and EVERYONE is silent and staring at the bee. It flew by me, then attacked the girl in front of me, then blew around to the side of the room where this dumbass kid swats at it and gets attacked :rofl He finally batted it down to the point where it was just barely moving, so I go “give it a few more whacks!” and he fucking slams his folder down on top of the bee like it’s going to kill him if he doesn’t :rofl It was so random, yet funny.

As we complete the first week of the Fall, 2010 semester, I wish to welcome students and to remind them of some important safety and parking tips.

When driving to / from campus, please drive carefully; slow down and try to avoid distracted driving, ie: use of cell phones without hands-free
hearing devices is illegal and frequently causes accidents. NO STUNTING!

Approaching from the south, on the Rt 4 corridor (from I-90), seems to be the most efficient way of getting to campus, especially during peak morning rush hour. Coming in from 787, up the Morrison hill, will lead to more traffic. When going home in the afternoon, making the left on to Rt. 4, will avoid the traffic down to 787. Access to I-90 is only a matter of two miles and a few minutes, with little traffic. (Electronic signs not only are guiding students/staff to parking but are also reminding students to turn left onto Rt. 4, upon exit).

The parking garage, on South Road, has three dedicated areas for faculty-staff, on levels 2,3,and 4, accessible only with an electronic hang-tag; students SHOULD NOT PARK in the faculty/staff areas. Pulling up to the electronic gates will only cause traffic and confusion.

All other areas in the garage are available to students (almost 500 spaces). During peak times this past week, most parking lots and the new garage have been full, with spaces becoming gradually available as the afternoons approached. This is why AlpineSkiier on shift518, for example, takes full-time classes starting at 1pm.

When lots and the garage are full, please use the overflow parking lot across the street from HVCC (at Rt. 4 and South Rd.)at the former Grove restaurant. They have a front lot and rear lot with additional parking. The F lot, west of the garage, frequently has spaces as well. Again, do NOT STUNT!

PLEASE BE CERTAIN TO REGISTER YOUR CAR AND OBTAIN A PARKING DECAL AT GUENTHER HALL. AFTER A GRACE PERIOD WHICH WILL END ON/OR ABOUT 9/15, PARKING TICKETS WILL BE ISSUED TO VIOLATORS. :ohnoes

Drive carefully: slow down and be careful when backing out of parking spaces and on turns. Obey traffic regulations; local Police and Peace Officers from my staff will be issuing tickets for moving violations.

Also, please park in legal areas. Do not park on grass, sidewalks; do not block other cars; again, be alert to traffic. Dumbasses.

Do not park in the AJ Wright / Price Chopper Plaza. Vehicles have already been towed this week.

Please lock your car and be alert as you exit your vehicle. Be aware of your surroundings while walking on campus. Bright lighting and use of
glass in the stairwells / elevator of the garage is a safety hallmark but you still need to always be vigilant.

Lock your cars and certainly secure valuable items such as lap-top computers. Report thefts and other incidents promptly. Video coverage of
the campus is extensive but is only saved for a period of days to a week, depending on location.

Be certain to pay attention to e-mail alerts; sign up for NY Alert and follow us on Twitter at “hvpublicsafety” for regular announcements;
these Twitter announcements are also viewed on the many large TV monitors that have recently been installed throughout campus buildings.

Take advantage of our escort service by calling our office at 629-7210. Also, we unlock cars as well as providing jump starts.

For more safety information, please look at our website: https://www.hvcc.edu/publicsafety/index.html

Be safe and have a great year!

Fred Aliberti
Director of Public Safety

Haha thanks for that Chris.

Parked in the garage for the first time today. Shit is dope. My car isn’t blazing hot from sitting in the sun any more! That Black guy is epic as always also.

I love how when you’re sitting in your car, you can actually feel the concrete floor bouncing up and down when a car drives by.

It’s like a free massage.

Just finished my first week of class at ACPHS. Fed up with the people here already. I thought they would finally accept some people who are smart but the school has yet again they didn’t. My only smart teacher is my organic teacher who i’m doing a research study with. She graduated Johns hopkin’s which is really where i’m striving to go to med school. ACPHS FTL

TONS of spots for my only class @ 3pm today. Which lasted all of 5 minutes, for a USELESS syllabus quiz. The professor wasn’t even there.

I took up half of the sign-in sheet when I wrote my name in disgust. In HUGE CAPITAL LETTERS. :rofl

I encountered the most disgusting looking/smelling female in existence today in History class. This girl I swear is amish. She has arm hair that can be curled (SWEAR to god), fucked up hair-do, and smells sooooooooo bad, haha. The only way I can describe it is as a mixture of a campfire and b.o.

It’s horrible.

Howeva, I am totally in love with this new parking garage:

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4969/photo0299u.jpg

Hudson Valley: The Community’s College. Now with parking to accommodate all students!

Just about done with my week at SCCC. Tons of hot cp in all of my Tues/Thurs classes. Especially Intro to Lit. My “Wouldsmashometer” was pegged all morning.

Fuck all I got so far is fat ass code blue in my micro class

Pics?

Be glad you don’t have the Amish.

Be very glad.