wtf is going on. everytime i go out, i talk to chicks and they always end up asking me if i have any coke. and its not just me, my friends get this too.
am i missing something? either i look like a coke head or coke is the cool thing to do these days. im going to start brining crushed up bleach tabs with me. snort this bitch!
I just got the greatest idea: sell crack cocaine as fake crack cocaine on the internet.
+profit
edit: better yet, sell fake crack cocaine as real crack cocaine on the internet and wait til the buzz dies down, then sell real crack cocaine as real crack cocaine.
Its so true, a good buddy of mine just went to rehab for a coke problem. So far he’s still clean after a few months out, I really hope it works out for him.