A 600-pound cow landed on a moving minivan outside of Seattle on Sunday.
The cow, named Michelle, apparently fell 200 feet from a cliff onto the vehicle
Imagine they were in a 240.
i thought this was going to be more of a joke.
but imagine it landed about 8 inches further up the car…
Holy cow!
yea now that I read it again I should have changed the story to a fat momma joke or something
Wow poor little cow 
it even had a name and all …it was called Michelle! …But for some reason this poor little cow was not happy with it’s life and it committed suicide…wow that was a real mooooooooooving story!
Okay seriously I feel sorry for it. …So did the owner of the car get to keep the cow for steaks or something?
Shit, beat me to it
Thats funny because I work with a 600lbs cow named Michelle