Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex.
The first guy says his favorite position is the “rodeo”…
The other guy asks what the position is, and how to do it?
The first guy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get underway and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear - ‘Your sister likes this position too’… Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.”
one night a drunk man is walking home from a bar. he see’s a nun and proceeds to go over and punch her in the face.
the nun gets up, stumbles around, and the guy punches her in the face again.
this time the nun gets up and says, “good lord my son, what is your problem.”
the man then again punches her in the face, throws her up against the wall, and kicks her in the gut.
while the nun is down in on the ground, squirming in pain, the man bends over and says, “what’s the matter batman, not feeling so strong tonight.”
i knew i shouldnt have clicked on this thread.
–What’s grosser than gross?
Eating a year old moldy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
–What’s grosser than that?
Finding out it was your sister’s used pad.
LMAO & 
Thats why there is a thread preview :slap: