So there’s 8 gay guys sitting in a hot tub.
one guy looks down and see’s some semen floating around on top of the water and says…
Who farted?
:bash:
& it was u!!!
Father catches his 35 y/o daughter masterbating with a dildo, The father questions her about not having a husband. Later on that night, The daughter goes out and later comes home to find her father sitting on the couch with her dildo. She’s embarressed and questions WHAT ARE YOU DOING !?!?!?!?!?!
The father replies, Having a Beer with my son-inlaw :kekegay:
Just repeating what super dave said on jimmy kimmel last night :kekegay:
:bowrofl:
a guy’s sitting at the bar and sees a gorgeous blond sitting across from him. he builds up the courage to go over and talk to her. he asks “what’s your name?”. she says “Carmen.” the guys says “you don’t look like a carmen, i usually think of them as being brunettes”. she says “it was lisa but i changed it because it’s my two favorite things, cars and men.” The guy goes “i get it”. she says “what’s your name”. he says “beerfuck”.
ha
someday I’m gonna become smart enough to stop clicking on Pittspeed joke threads.