a place to post jokes i.e
A man and his wife had been married for 25 years and she decided that she need new cloths due to the fact the her old cloths from years gone by didn’t fit well anymore. So, she marches into the living room and demands the husband to take her shopping for new cloths cuz hers didn’t fit anymore. He tells her to try rubbing them with toilet paper to make them bigger. She looks at him funny and says, how the hell is that supposed to work?! Well, it sure did a good job on your ass now didn’t it.
Q… What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ.”
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Buffalo Bills Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road