So eye wuz driving my Camero when I blue thru a stop sine in front of a polease offasir. Eye new eye wuz in trouble so eye put the petal down to the floor and maid my escape. Eye got home and put the car in the gerage and watched the polease fly bye. Just then the offisir slammed on his breaks and turned around. He came into my driveway and started yelling at me. He started writing me a bunch of tickets and I was like awww man cant you just give me a brake?? He said sun, thats not going to happin. I was very nervis but staid calm. He gave me a pyle of tickets and told me when I had court and that it didnt look good.
Eye will keep everywon updated when eye have court. I am scaired.
Parody fail. You are not stupid enough to do what you are trying to do.
Despite the awful spelling, the grammar was still good and the story was told in a logical sequence. That was way easier to read than some of the crap on here.
