ok, so I’m driving home from work last night down the I-90 south. Somehow I manage to get stuck behind about 15 cars that continue to keep tapping their brakes IN THE PASSING LANE doing under the speed limit (my biggest pet peeve). I figured traffic was just congested but then I saw that there was no reason for it (ie, no congested traffic in front of the group) and went to go pass them on the right, as did a fellow in a truck behind me.
So I get stuck behind a few more groups of cars doing the EXACT SAME THING (all riding each others asses in the PASSING LANE and tapping their brakes doing a good 5-10 mph under the speed limit). I do the same as above, passing on the right as does a few other cars behind me that seemed to be annoyed with the rest of the traffics in-ability to drive.
So I hit the tolls… I exit and THANK God I can finally set the cruise to 70 mph and dont have to worry about that shit. Errrrrr… wrong.
I pull out of the tolls and started to get up to speed behind a taurus and a VW (or maybe it was an audi). So I hit around 50 mph and start closing in on the VW, whos already riding the taurus’s ass) and start to back off on the throttle. About 20 seconds go by and nobody speeds up anymore… WTF? All three of us, in the hammer lane, are barely creeping by an 18 wheeler who’s struggling to make it up to the posted 65 mph speed limit.
Finally, after a min or two, the Taurus has enough room to move over into the driving lane (in front of the semi) to let myself and the VW/audi by. Now the VW/Audi manages to increase his speed to 55 and thats it… So I’m sitting there like “wtf is this? move over if you want to do under the speed limit”
So I stay a car or two back and when I get the chance I go to pass the guy on the right. Well I get my chance and move over and start to speed up and this douche floors it up to 80 :wtf:. ummmm… ok, wtf is your problem?
So I stay in the driving lane until I come up to another 18 wheeler in the driving lane. I change lanes to pass and the jackhole in the audi/vw slows down (he’s still hogging the passing lane). As soon as we pass, the dousche decides to move into the driving lane (FINALLY) and I set my cruise control and move over in front of him and keep on truckin.
So I’m driving for about .5 seconds in front of him and he has the nerve to blind me (and everyone else on the road) with his friggin brites. I quickly respond with a finger and he just sat there with them on… ok WTF asshole?
about 2 mins go by and I’m starting to get heated (I assume other people were too, as I noticed inbound traffic flashing 'em). So I try to get in front of a semi (with no luck) as I’m basicly driving blind (yes, thats why I dislike HIDs lol). So another min goes by and I’m debating kicking the ever loving shit out of this assclown but decided against it. So then it occoured to me… I have about 700 pennies laying in my counsol lol 
:evil:
I rolled down my window and bam… there goes the first handful out the window nailing his car lol. He kept on it so Bam… yet another handful.
He kept them on until I hit my exit (how I wish the fucker would had gotten off at hamburg) so I just kept them coming in 30 second intervals.
best 7.00 I ever spent lol… fuckin asshole. I’d like to see what the hood/lights/windshild/bumper look like today
yes, I can be a real dickhead… but that retard had it coming (I didnt do shit, and he felt the need to fuck with me for whatever reason). I dont condone doing shit like that, but whatever… I just wish I would of broken atleast one of his lights :grrrrrr:.
