alot :ninja, ur missin out on alot of fun!
ME: So when can I tapp dat???
Her: ahahaha what?
ME: That ass, When?
Her: Ur retarded LOL
ME: No just tring to get some POON, so is that a yes? I can bring extacy
Her: Thats not what your wife says
ME: What she wasnt to join in??? Score! So hows 8:30 behind the wood shed sound?
Her: hahaha
ME: 8:30 it is… see you then
Wife: WTF is going on behind the wood shed tonight?
“Wife: WTF is going on behind the wood shed tonight?”
LMAO!!! :sHa_rofl::sHa_rofl::sHa_rofl::sHa_rofl:
Me: when u gonna let me tap that ass ?
Him: lol what r u referring to
Me: hittin that sweet ass
Him: if ur talkin bout sex im free tonight 
lool
Me: lmao
Him: this isnt ticia is it?
Him: tricia*
Him: ?
Me: yes it is LOL
Me: why wouldnt it be
Him: oh lol well dont tempt me. .u kno i want u
Me: lol lol…ya…no sorry.
Him: No srsly i have always liked u
Me: No srsly it was a joke…
Him: damn it, Im sick of Rosey palms
Me: on that note, tmi, buh bye.
Him: Wait! Im joking
Him: Hello?
Him: fine then miss tricia, i never thought i could get a sweet ass anyways 
rofl:rofl
It’s okay, you can just put that it was Dave, we all know.
LMAO! naa its a kid I went to highschool with, i havnt talked to him in almost a year either lol:rofl
I did the same to a guy I haven’t talked to in almost three years, 'Kenzie changed up the content a bit for me though:
Me - OMFG PUT UR MEATSTICK IN ME!
Him - Oh boy, if I had a nickel…
:rofl
me when u gonna lemme tap that?
benny: I AM NOT A FUCKING KEG GOD DAMNIT
I regularly fist myself devoid of lubricant.
…
BENNY!
:rofl
Abuse those mod powers man!
Damn you, I owe you +3 rep or a hug at this point. :rofl
1 point goes to Sir Benjamin, sick burn.
[SIZE=2]Nicole [3:11 PM]:[/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#800000]so, when are you going to let me tap that?
[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2]Tom [3:12 PM]:
[/SIZE][FONT=MS Shell Dlg 2][SIZE=2]as soon as the keg is cold[/SIZE][/FONT]
ME: so, when are you going to let me tap that?
HER: lol ur buggin
ME: that a “soon” or a “later”?
HER: thats a no bc i have a bf lol
ME: damnit ok.
HER: lol dnt act suprised…im a faithful gf
ME: i forgot ur a shift518 noob…
And again later…
ME: call me when u get to the lot tonite
HER: lol i dont have ure number butthead
ME: 649 ####, no booty calls after 3am
HER: lmfao u asshole
HER: cell? texting? when do i get to tap that??
lmfao
ME: Cell, yes. Texting, no. Tap that, tonight with my girl
HER: lmfao u suck and i was kidding…il b sure to post that tho…lmfao
ME: i’ll post it 
ME: call me when u get to the lot tonite
HER: lol i dont have ure number butthead
ME: 649 ####, no booty calls after 3am
HER: lmfao u asshole
HER: cell? texting? when do i get to tap that??
lmfao
ME: Cell, yes. Texting, no. Tap that, tonight with my girl
HER: lmfao u suck and i was kidding…il b sure to post that tho…lmfao
ME: i’ll post it
gee i wonder who this was between… LMFAO whatta ass:Idiots :rofl
bump :lol
Bump… and this too…
ME: so when r u gonna lemme tap that?
HER: 
ME: that a no?
HER: thats a HELL YES…when i see you and im not fuckkkkkking bleeding
HER: ahh
ME: hmm… next friday, can we hang around campus before coming home for the weekend?
ME: so its getting dark on the way home, since i dont have tinted windows… lol
HER: you want road head im assuming? lol
ME:
Bullshit
No sir… it’s not bullshit.
Notice where i said campus, its a college girl… i win:thumbup