A Shift518 Experiment. Ask random person "When are you going to let me tap that?"

I’ve seen this file. It’s spectacular.

dave, you’re either a straight up pimp or you go after some beat ass wimmenz.

im voting that you go after some beat ass wimmenz.

post pics to prove me wrong

I am a straight up pimp…

:ponder but no pics r being posted…

…a few people on here have seen who i talk to. :smiley:

ughhhhhhh he spent 3 hours sending me random pix of bitches one day…as if i careddddddd :facepalm

sorry, i was drunk, and i thought u ate pussy as aften as i do. :retardclap

i figured i’d share some wit u.

i don’t know HOW MANY TIMES that day i said, Dave, i’m not into girls, i’m perfectly happy with my boyfriends DICK. but i guess i wasnt clear enough… :ponder

:ponder

fixed :thumbup

help is needed… dave your special :retardclap

i asked for ur help… :banghead

and fixed for ur english failure

I almost forgot my bewbz are famous, thanks Ilya.

Your tits are only famous because of me.

They are lovely. Ain’t gonna lie.

I’ll give you half the earnings I make from them.

deal

I feel lefted out.

Me: So when ya gonna let me tap that???
Her: What?
Me: When ya gonna let me tap that?
Her: Do what?
Me: Tap that?
Me: Do you not know what that means??
Her: Oh I know what it means lol. You just caught me off guard cause I wasn’t expecting something like that from you. You’re too good.
Me: So you wouldn’t let me tap that huh?
Her: The correct answer is I hate men and am going to become a nun.

:facepalm

I fail.

:lol

Poor Ilya.

But hey…she’s going to become a nun. ;). I’ll convert her to my religion, where women of God are allowed to have sex (if they are married). jk.

Win, win. Do it. :wink:

hah.