Am I a bad man...

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My friend has an amex card. I don’t know why, she’s a dumbass. She has an annual fee on it, and has to pay the monthly balance off. TFG you dumby!!

So of course this month she went over what she actually has. She went home and pissed off her mother for some stupid reason, so then she called me. Now, I have a lot of money in the bank. Well, a lot relative to $60. Anyway, that’s none of her business. So she beat around the bush. I figured she wanted something, because she doesn’t call me much lately and when I call her she says that she has something to do.

Really I could call her and say want to go out 3 weeks from today and she’ll be like I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO! :mamoru: suckaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyway, so I didn’t give her the money. She called again today and acted mopey. Nope, no money for you.

She’s just been mean lately, but I kind of feel bad for not giving her the money.

Gosh, women. They’re just horrible. Why do they have to be so weird. There’s no logical explanation for all of her moods. Like why would you get mad at people you want money from. WHY

WHYHYHE!!!

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i’m hoping you can paypal me my minute back

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give her an application to burger king

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Exchange for sexx and taint claybar/buff.

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Joel if you were not idle all the time we could discuss these matters.

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i’m at work with fuzzyfish. he’s deluding customers in the cube across from me.

EDIT: dude i think i just wet myself reading your custom title

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I hope you wore the supers today. :oh:

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Treat her like she treats you… Make her think she is getting money while you invite her over to “Chill” Bring drinks… bang the shit out of her… Tell her you will go to the bank tomorrow… “the end” (repeat if desired)

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I need two paper bags then.

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“nah i ain’t saying shes a gold digga…”

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you’re not a bad man
you’re a smart man

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BUT SHE IS DEALING WITH A BROKE NINJA!

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:lol:

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I didn’t include her recent affinity for niagara falls men…

I’ve been the backup plan for awhile…her roomate, of whom I have had no problem getting along with and actually I go home with her to Rochester fairly often, moved out, said that she used to talk about me like a back up plan… well first it would be the ghetto white trash or thugs of niagara falls…friends acquired through Delta Sonic out that way…and then…it would be her friends at school…and then it would be various other people…eating pringles and drinking propel…corey

[color=Black][size=2]Gosh I just need to rant sometimes.
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back up plan for WHAT!? man your posts are so incoherent :lol:

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:needpic: is she hot

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…eating pringles and drinking propel…

Have you ever seen somebody that looks good and drinks propel?

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Hell no you aren’t

as the saying goes

“Bitches Ain’t Shit!”

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yes.

my advice: adopt my policy for loaning money: $10 maximum to best friends only, and it must be spent on liqour, and when this $10 is spent, i must get a drink from it (my interest charge).